Here's how we spend our days:
I usually begin the day shopping at the one real supermarket here called "grocery outlet". Everything is dirty and smelly- just how I like it! After I got my goodies home to our lovely hotel room I put it all away in our spacious and very modern kitchen.
Then I go and get a tatoo at one of the thousand tatoo parlors while I talk on my cellphone nonstop to random people.
After smoking 9 1/2 packs of cigarettes, browsing the "as seen on tv" website, drinking 15 cans of beer and watching tv Eric finally comes home and we have dinner.
After dinner we try to decide to which stripclub of the 11 choices we want to go that night while drinking some more beers by our christmas tree.
On the way to our evening activity we normally stop at one of the 16 pawn shops to look at guns and electronics.
After we get home (usually a bit tipsy) Eric and I fight over random issues until he falls asleep (because I had mixed some Ambien in his drinks before). Then I steal my husband's credit card to order the "incredible warm Snuggie" (for people who don't know how to use a blanket) online and finally get to knit some on Eric's new itchy underwear until I fall asleep as well.
What a good day in Daleville. The city really is a lot of fun!!! Tomorrow I will participate in a work shop called "how to be a good Army Wife- living in Motels made easy".
2 comments:
WOW! seems like this is the place to be! what was I thinking when i moved back to va beach...I could've had tons more fun in DALEVILLE as it seems...guess I missed out on that one! Oh and while you are at it...can I get a pair of those sexy 'liebestoeter' for my husband please?! and what did ya'll do to Mr. Nelson? not one picture of him? did ya'll ducktape him to the streetlight? miss you guys
Vicki,
Glad to see your sense of humor is intact. Sounds like fun packed days. Areas around posts are always exciting places. Happy St. Nicholas day. Hope he came to visit.
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